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5 More Reasons to Track Your Food Intake, Calories, & Macros

Computer screens don’t laugh at your penis and poop jokes.

That’s the main reason I still work with clients in da gym, and don’t spend all of my time writing online.

A second reason is that there are some hot chicks that work at my gym.

A third reason is that you get to learn about some of the real problems people face in their fitness efforts, try to come up with practical solutions, test and assess and refine your methods, and see how the advice you are giving (both online and off) ultimately impacts people’s real world results.

Some of the writers who devote their whole day, career, life, and afterlife to pontificating about fitness just don’t know what is going on in the Suit-to-Spandex Streets baby.  Off the glossy magazine pages and outside academic circle jerks, busy professionals are struggling to find sustainable fat loss plans.

One of the biggest obstacles people face is figuring out how to integrate an optimized fat loss diet into an overall lifestyle plan. In non-geeky terms, how to get and stay lean without becoming a crazy obsessed fitness person that freaks out if they can’t get tuna or protein shakes every 2.5 hours.

This dietary dilemma on top of career craziness is leading to frustration, struggle, poor results, and people laughing less at my above mentioned penis and poop jokes.  Here’s a quick test to see if you are over-stressed.  Does this photo make you laugh, or sit there stone-faced?

what can your poop tell you

Maybe you’ve grown up too much my friend. Take it down a notch. Read the rest of this entry